Brittany Murphy, who did some voice acting in King of the Hill and costarred with Eminem in 8 Mile was spotted recently making out with her husband and dog.
As vomit inducing as this picture is, I have to say that I am pleasantly surprised to see a hot celebrity married to a “normal” looking guy. In a world of in-this-moment celebrity marriages and headline grabbing divorces, Mrs. Murphy decided to lay low and marry someone she actually fell in love with.
I love you Brittany, for giving men all over the world a tiny ray of hope.
You can find some outtakes from Megan Fox’s recent New York Times photo shoot below. This woman is absolute perfection. Except for her thumbs… those are weird, and possibly alien.
But even if you peeled off all of Megan’s skin to reveal a hissing, growling lizard beneath, I’d still want to do naughty things with her.
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source: Inez van Lamsweerde and Vinoodh Matadin [New York Times] [Discussion (0)
Shauna Sand is urging former Miss California Carrie Prejean to take the reins in regard to her sex tape, and give Vivid Entertainment a call.
Check out the letter she drafted to the former beauty queen:
You know you want to see Carrie diddling herself in her solo extravaganza, so you should start a petition. Shauna still claims that a third party took the tape to Vivid and then she arranged a meeting with their head honcho, Steven Hirsch. I’m not buying that, she directed it AND added the cheesy porno music to it? Yeah, right.
Anywho, this hooker is telling the shy hooker to show the goodies and reap the benefits of being “exposed”.
In the letter, she says, “Why don’t you consider taking control yourself and handle this situation on your own terms so that you are in the driver’s seat. It all starts with a telephone call to Steven to find out what your options are. I’d be happy to talk to you one-on-one about how I did it.”
Shauna did not write that mess, she’s too ghetto trashy to have such good diction. Steven Hirsch had a secretary type that out and gave Shauna a bonus to sign off on it. A bigger bonus, if it actually works.
They say everyone has a price, how much do you think it’ll cost to have little miss biblethumper to take it all off?
It’s that time of the year again – the Victoria’s Secret models were in NYC’s Times Square to promote their famed Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, which will take place this Thursday in NYC!
List for everyone who can’t tell all the blonde lovelies apart:
Alessandra Ambrosio
Ana Beatriz Barros
Anastasia Kuznetsova
Behati Prinsloo
Candice Swanepoel
Caroline Trentini
Caroline Winberg
Chanel Iman
Dorothea Barth-Jorgensen
Doutzen Kroes
Elyse Taylor
Eniko Mihalik
Erin Heatherton
Heidi Klum
Izabel Goulart
Julia Stegner
Lily Aldridge
Lindsay Ellingson
Liu Wen
Lyndsey Scott
Mia Aminata Niaria
Miranda Kerr
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
Selita Ebanks
Sessilee Lopez
Shannan Click
Tatiana Kovylina
Oh my god, Carmen Electra has obviously been taking notes from the Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart because she has her very own sexy home video.
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Now just like the other home video, this one doesn’t involve any sex or anything but what it does feature is a hot lesbian kiss between Carmen and some chick. She also guzzles champagne straight from the bottle, does a little sexy dance for the camera man and unzipping the pants of the camera guy.
I don’t even give a shit if this is all staged and Carmen Electra is going to come out and pretend she didn’t consent to this. Just watch the video and enjoy.
Anthony Michael Hall has landed himself in some very hot water, you see the former member of the 1980’s Brat Pack has been allegedly stalked his ex-girlfriend and attacked her.
Apparently the Breakfast Club actor was served with a temporary restraining order after he allegedly attacked his ex-girlfriend, Diana Falzone, in her New York apartment. The order states that Hall must “refrain from assault, stalking, harassment… menacing, reckless endangerment and intimidation”.
Falzone, who is a radio DJ And relationship expert (yeah I laughed too), claims that Hall attempted to kick her apartment door down last week and when she let him in he banged her head against the wall. A spokesman for Anthony Michael Hall, who suffers from bipolar disorder, said they didn’t know about the restraining order but “all of the allegations are erroneous and will be addressed accordingly.”
Oh and for shits and giggles, the last relationship article that Diana Falzone wrote is titled “How Not To Date a Loser.”
What the hell has happened to Rose McGowan? She used to be oh so hot, but as you can see in the picture below that is not the case anymore.
On the left is McGowan back in 2006 and on the right is her at the Los Angeles Museum of Contemporary Art’s 30th anniversary gala this past weekend, can you see a difference in the before and after photo?
The actress who has just finished a role on Nip/Tuck admits to having plastic surgery because of a car accident she was involved in, the sunglasses she was wearing smashed into her face resulting in the surgery.
Even though she has a few movies in the pipeline, she apparently lost out on a role in 2007’s huge flop Speed Racer to Christina Ricci. A source said “The studio felt like she was hard to recognize and worried that by the time the movie hit theaters, fans might not know who she was.”
To me it looks like Rose McGowan didn’t now when to stop calling up that plastic surgeon who repaired her face.
source: Plastic surgery overload? Rose McGowan’s puffy face makes her unrecognizable [NY Daily News]
40 years after the pictures showing President Kennedy’s widow Jackie Onassis sunbathing naked the paparazzo who took them is finally revealing how he got the photos.
There has always been a huge mystery as to how Settimio Garritano, the Italian paparazzo, managed to get the photographs of Jackie sunbathing on a private Greek island. Jackie’s second husband Aristotle Onassis, a Greek shipping mogul, owned the private island of Skorpios so the former First Lady was free to do what ever she wanted.
The paparazzo heard rumors that she sunbathed naked on the beaches so he says that he managed to befriend one of the locals on the island and he then disguised himself as a gardener, when he knew that she was off sunbathing he took a boat out and hid himself which is when he seen her naked, speaking about it he says…
“It didn’t seem possible. She knew she’d been photographed before on Scorpios so why would she display herself? Then suddenly she appeared and wandered around the patio area. I concentrated on just taking the pictures, not composing them. It was a matter of moments, not even minutes.”
After taking the pictures he says that most editors refused to publish the photos until 1972 when Italian magazine Playmen put them in their magazine, they eventually published in the United States three years later in 1985 when Hustler put them in.
Aristotle Onassis at the time said that he didn’t care about the photographs and both he and Jackie Onassis take their clothes off to put on a bathing suit. Settimio Garritano is apparently looking to auction off the legendary images.
source: Secret of Jackie Onassis nude paparazzi pictures revealed [Telegraph]
Hayden Panettiere arrived at Beso Restaurant in LA on Sunday (November 15) for the Save the Whales Again Event 2009 looking quite stunning.
Panettiere was famously involved in an October 31, 2007 incident in Japan where she and five other surfers decided to disrupt the annual dolphin hunt in Taiji, Wakayama, Japan. After being threatened with harpoons and waving their arms about madly for 10 minutes or so, the six dolphin lovers returned to the beach, where Hayden screamed, cried… and left the country.
Then a bunch of dolphins were killed.
Check out the pictures from Hayden Panettiere’s weekend appearance below.
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source: Hayden Panettiere Bangs at Save the Whales Event [Gossip Teen]
Yeah, I had no idea who Shannan Click was either, but she’s a Victoria’s Secret model. Or something. Who cares?
There isn’t a whole lot to say about these photos. She’s hot, she’s a model, she’s nude. At this point you are bypassing anything I even bother to write about to click on the NSFW images below, so I can pretty much say anything.
My hillbilly uncle told me the other day that if you rape a sheep at the edge of a cliff, it pushes back. True story.
Tila Tequila has filed a lawsuit for assault, battery, false imprisonment and emotional distress against ex boyfriend Shawn Merriman.
Tila, who is 4′11 and 93 lbs claims that the 6′4″ 280 lb San Diego Chargers linebacker “grabbed her, shook her like a rag doll, threw her down and choked her” during an argument in September.
The San Diego D.A. declined to press criminal charges, and Tila Tequila is seeking unspecified damages.
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source: Tila Tequila Sues Ex: The Brute Bruised Me [TMZ]
Someone with a lot of time on his hands has compiled a 10 minute video purporting to be “A selection of the top 100 quotes from The Wire, the greatest TV show ever made.”
Not surprisingly, virtually all of them contain NSFW language, with the F- and N-words being especially well represented.
Just when I thought that Michael Lohan couldn’t sink any lower, I have been proved wrong because he is being accused of looking for strippers that look like his daughter.
Elliot Osher, who used to own New York’s strip club Scores, is writing a book about all the celebrities who used to visit the club and he says Michael’s request was a Lindsay Lohan look alike.
“Lindsay Lohan’s father once sat down and described the kind of dancer he was looking for, we sent some girls over. Funny, they all seemed to look like Lindsay. We ended up having to show him to the door.
Michael says he did get into an altercation but says that no girls ended up dancing for him, he also says he doesn’t even look at Lindsay’s photoshoots.
As for other celebrities, Osher says that Bill Gates left a tip for a cool $3,400 while Madonna tipped nobody and Russell Crowe nearly ended up fighting with an Irish waiter.
Who would you be willing to believe, a former strip joint owner who is writing a book or Michael Lohan? Yeah I go with the strip joint owner too, gross.
source: Lindsay Lohan’s dad accused of looking for strippers who look like his daughter [SafNews]
