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Well this is a heartwarming story.
Kordeza Zhelyazkova, an 11 year old Bulgarian girl, just gave birth to a baby girl. Making Zhelyazkova the world’s youngest (known) mother. And making me want to punch the father in the face repeatedly.
The father in question is 19 year old baby daddy Jeliazko, who is now facing a possible six years of showers with other men for impregnating the 11 year old.
Jeliazko stated that he fell in love with Kordoza Zhelyazkova at first sight, after supposedly saving the girl from bullies like some child molesting knight in shining armor. He said that he was very fearful when he discovered that she was pregnant.
Hopefully Jeliazko’s new cellmate will fall in love with him at first sight.
Kordeza Zhelyazkova had this to say about being a new mommy,
“It feels strange to be a mum and have a baby. I used to play with my toys but now she is my new toy. She is so beautiful, I love her. Violeta is the child and I must grow up. I am not going back to school – I am a mother now.”
Oh sweet baby Jesus… a TOY? This baby has two strikes against her already, I really hope someone responsible takes this child and raises her properly.
source: End of Days: 11 Year Old Girl Becomes World’s Youngest Mother [Bossip]
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Celebrity Tattoos In Hiding – City Rag
John Cusack Is Trying To Stay Relevant – Pop Eater
Michael Lohan Is A Real Gem – Holy Moly
OMG, They’re Gay: Cartoon Characters – OMG! Blog
Lady Gaga Takes Stupidity To New Heights – Litely Salted
What Your Beer Says About Your Personality – F-Listed
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Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Are Into Drugs?!?? – Popbytes
Jim Carrey Is Eating Well – Celebrity Smack
There’s A Jennifer Lopez Sex Tape? – Celeb News Wire
Kirstie Alley To Continue Weight Gain On A&E – Fatback Media
Sarah Harding Is Trying To Cover Up The Goods – Drunken Stepfather
Jeremy Piven Talks About His Man Boobs – Wonderwall
Eddie Cibrian Is Already Cheating on LeAnn Rimes? – Anything Hollywood
Kim Kardashian Fights; Gets A Black Eye – Allie Is Wired
Ashton Kutcher isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed, but he is good looking…and at least he has that going for him. Case in point: “The Beautiful Life”. Total dud there. Well, Ashton isn’t done hanging up his Director’s hat just yet.
Apparently, Ashton wants to make a movie surrounding the loves of wife Demi Moore, ex-husband Bruce Willis, along with himself. Guess what? They’ll all be playing themselves! Woah, there Kelso, slow it down a bit, you’re toking too much.
It’s a story about a man and a woman who get divorced, only for her to find love with a cub who’s sixteen years younger than she is. Stop me if you’ve heard this one before.
Ashton said to Bruce, “It’s a PR bonanza with built-in headlines” and he loves the idea. I can’t imagine how he touted “Punk’d” or those dumb Nikon commercials before they came to fruition.
source: Ashton Kutcher Wants To Make Demi Moore/Bruce Willis Divorce Movie – [socialite life]
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Dallas Cowboys cheerleader Whitney Isleib is caught up in a bit of controversy over her chosen Halloween costume this year. Isleib thought it would be a good idea to dress as Lil Wayne this year, and then post the images to her Facebook page.
Because she is a cheerleader for the notoriously strict Cowboys program, someone took notice and decided that maybe they were offended. So they sent her pictures to the sports blog deadspin.com.
Whitney’s two friends look very offended.
Look, I don’t see an issue with this, but in an age where if you aren’t completely politically correct someone wants to sue, beat or ruin you, I can see where this idiotic situation will probably lead. To hell with all the whiny “that’s so rude” douchebags complaining about Whitney’s costume, I have seen 50 images of people dressed as “zombie Billy Mays” and the “zombie Michael Jackson mask” (or is that him when he was alive? I can’t tell). No one is offended? I’m not, I think it’s hilarious. Really, Whitney Isleib’s costume just pisses people way the hell off, but costumes portraying the rotting flesh of dead celebrities are just “clever”?
People make me laugh. Beware, one of the images below has a dude wearing white makeup. Albinos are going to go completely nuts when this gets out.
What do you think… offensive? Funny? Don’t give a damn? Leave a comment!
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source: The Situation Where A Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Appeared In Blackface For Halloween Will Probably Not End Well [Deadspin]
There is some things that I just don’t need to know.. one of them is about Nicole Kidman trying some kinky shit in the bedroom, well she just told British GQ Magazine this.
42-year-old Kidman says that during her previous marriage to Tom Cruise and current marriage with Keith Urban she tried some hefty kinky fetish stuff.
She says “I’ve explored obsession. I’ve explored loss and love in terms of being in a grief-stricken place, I’ve explored strange sexual fetish stuff, I’ve explored the mundane aspect of marriage, and monogamy.”
I’m guessing the mundane bit was about Cruise because when she got asked about her current marriage she said “it’s a very extraordinary, adventurous place to be: incredibly raw, incredibly dangerous and you’re very much out at sea. You’re exposed. You could drown.”
As for the breakup with Cruise she says she would take the details of her past marriage and divorce to the grave with her and before getting married again she burned all of her diaries because if you know whats going on in peoples heads then you will only find bad things.
Blah, only Nicole Kidman could make talking about kinky sex seem so boring.
source: Nicole Kidman Is Kinky [Dlisted]
Victoria’s Secret have just released their brand new bunch of sexy Angels who will be promoting their underwear and walking in this years fashion show.
I expected new Angels to be announced before the fashion show because half of the current models are either pregnant or have just given birth. For example, Heidi Klum won’t be walking during this years show because she just gave birth to a new baby girl, instead she will be hosting this years event.
You may remember back in 2005 she walked the runway after giving birth just two months before that but she wont be doing it this year. The show is back in New York this year and will feature a performance from The Black Eyed Peas.
So let’s meet the girls shall we?
These models will join the likes of Heidi Klum, Marissa Miller, Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio and Doutzen Kroes as the current Angels.
What do you think of the choices?
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Mischa Barton Is A Brawler – F-Listed
Kate Winslet: The Most Irritating Actress? – Celebrity Smack
Kiefer Sutherland Drinks The Breakfast Of Champions – Celeb News Wire
The Original Sugababes Are Reforming! – Holy Moly
Dakota Fanning Is Popular – Fatback Media
Kim Kardashian As Ho Snow White – Yeeeah!
Jim Carrey Gets Serious! – Wonderwall
Khloe Kardashian Regrets Her ‘Daddy’ Tramp Stamp – Litely Salted
Not A Newsflash: Ashlee Simpson Is Not Talented – College Candy
Marisa Miller Is A Vintage Pinup – Drunken Stepfather
Olivia Munn Is Making Things Happen – The Superficial
Kirstie Alley Is Bringing The Crazy To TV – ICYDK
Heidi & Spencer Pratt Are Teaching People To Be Famous – Hollywire
Chris Martin Is Cheating On Gwynnie? – Hollywood Dame
Josh Duhamel Is In The Dog House With Fergie – Anything Hollywood
Hailey Glassman Lied About Abuse For Jon – Allie Is Wired
Kristin Stewart, star of the Twilight trainwrecks movies, recently did an interview with Blackbook Magazine where she compared being famous to being a lonely, depressed vampire.
Let’s be honest, if I was turned into a vampire and all of a sudden desired hair gel more than blood as I twinkled away in the sunlight, I’d be pretty damned depressed, too.
Stewart stated,
“Edward is actually a really good parallel to fame. As a vampire, he has a sad, desolate life — fame is the same. Nothing about being a celebrity is desirable. I’m an actor. It’s bizarre to me that everybody’s so obsessive. I don’t want to be a movie star like Angelina Jolie.”
Good thing, because she never will be. Better keep that lithe little figure of yours, Kristin, because when the “Twi-tards” realize that (much like the books) the Twilight movies are a collective pile of steaming feces, they will turn on you like you just escaped the leper colony. At that point, a sex tape is advisable.
source: Kristen Stewart: ‘Nothing About Being A Celebrity Is Desirable’ [Access Hollywood]
Last night Lady Gaga attended the 13th Annual Ace Awards dressed as a diseased penis. This isn’t that surprising, because the woman (?) is a complete freakshow, but at least she knows it. You kind of have to respect a person that is batshit insane and embraces the fact that in some cases medication is pointless.
I have to admit it, sometimes Lady Gaga is hot. Most of the time, however, she looks like a cross between Marilyn Manson and one of Tim Burton’s discarded creations. If I saw her approaching me in a dark alleyway, I’m not sure if I’d laugh, run or piss myself. It would completely depend on my level of drunkenness at the time.
Check out this video of Lady Gaga before she was a nutbar. She was known as Stefani Germanotta at the time of the recording, and she wasn’t famous yet. Stefani was “girl next door” cute, with a hint of sassy and a splash of sex appeal. Now she’s “woman in an asylum” horrifying, with a spoonful of testosterone and a heaping portion of wtf.
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source: Lady GaGa has a scrotum on her head [The Superficial]
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I had no idea that Bryan Adams is also a photographer, but now that I think about it, it kind of makes sense. His singing career is pretty much over, and being a photographer allows him to still see a bit of celebrity nudity up close. Smart move, Bryan.
Pink recently decided to shed her top and pose for Mr. Adams, which I think was a wise decision. I applaud Pink’s use of the cigarette during the shoot, because when I see boobs, I like to think about cancer. Now, check the NSFW pictures out after the jump while I go have a smoke.
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source: Pink Goes Topless for Bryan Adams [The Daily Fix]
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When I got this email about Megan Fox I kind of laughed but then at the same time I felt incredibly jealous that celebrities get offered millions of dollars just for being themselves.
You see, Megan Fox’s agent over at International Creative Management (ICM) was sent documents, which you can see in the thumbnails below, asking if she would endorse Breast Enhancement for BreastEnhancement.com and if she wouldn’t then would she endorse their sister site BreastCancer.net
The letter says…. We feel that Ms.Fox would be the most ideal celebrity for BreastEnhancement.com to partner with. It is our understanding that Ms.Fox has not had any cosmetic surgery to date nor plans on dong so. We respect her personal choices and simply feel that having an international flm star of her level would be of great benefit to our organization. Ms.Fox exudes beauty, confidence and success which are three qualities that all women aspire to have.
Fox got offered $1.5 million to be the spokeswoman and the only thing she would have to do is make twelve appearances at events throughout the United States promoting the site, she would also have to shoot four :30 second commercials for them.
It must be nice being someone like Megan Fox, getting offered over a million bucks just for having a nice rack.
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If you’re like myself or Colin Farrell and are from the Emerald Isle (aka Ireland) then there is some good news for you … you may be able to score any woman just by speaking.
Okay any woman is a bit of an exaggeration but a new poll that was taken from thousands of women worldwide have ranked the Irish accent as the sexiest in the world, followed by French accent which came in fourth after getting knocked from the top spot.
A spokesman for OnePoll says that French president Nicolas Sarkozy is the reason the French accent isn’t considered sexy anymore.
He said, “the French accent is nowhere near as popular as it used to be, you can probably blame Nicolas Sarkozy for that, he has single-handedly changed the perception of how the world sees French men. It is good news for the Irish that they have come top, they have been in and around the top five for years now. But high-profile stars such as Colin Farrell have helped bring the accent more to the fore.”
The study also said that three fifths of women admitted they slept wiith men because they were seduced by their accent. The top ten looks like this:
01. Irish
02. Italian
03. Scottish
04. French
05. Australian
06. English
07. Swedish
08. Spanish
09. Welsh
10. American
source: Irish accent beats French as world’s sexiest [Telegraph]
Just because Halloween is over doesn’t mean we wont keep getting lists revolving around scary movies and TV shows, which leads us to this. Yahoo have come up with a list of the scariest 10 characters on TV right now. Take a look and decide for yourself…
10. Russell (Survivor)
Not the one who almost died; the other one. The one that looks like a bulldog. He’s not quite the evil mastermind the show made him out to be but he’s still more than a little intimidating and probably not the kind of guy you’d really want to spend much time around.
9. Irina (Project Runway)
Yes, you’ve got to call it like it is sometimes, and there’s no doubting that Irina is totally talented, but don’t you get the impression that she’d smother one of the contestants in their sleep if she thought they had a better chance of winning than she did?
8. Damon (The Vampire Diaries)
He’s a callous killer who is out for blood and doesn’t care about the consequences. We like that in a guy. Plus, he earns extra credit for not just killing innocent folks, but also emotionally manipulating everyone around him.
7. Terri (Glee)
It’s not just because we don’t like her (though there’s that), but there’s something kind of terrifying about the way that she can quickly come up with an excuse for everything. A pathological liar is someone you don’t want to reckon with.
6. Trinity (Dexter)
He cuts up girls in bathtubs, forces people’s mothers to jump out of buildings, bludgeons kindly baristas, (probably) shoots cops and federal agents — and we just found out he’s a devoted and loving family man as well. Yikes!
5. Echo (Dollhouse)
She’s not the vacant, easily manipulated doll she used to be. She’s become very secretive about her knowledge, has the personalities of every imprint roaming around in her head and can become a serial killer at a moment’s notice.
4. Violet (Private Practice)
There’s something really frightening about a therapist who is so unstable and immature that she gives bad advice on a regular basis. Your therapist isn’t supposed to be a basket case who tells you to go out and get an abortion because she hates her own child.
3. Mary Murphy (So You Think You Can Dance)
It’s the scream that really freaks us out. That noise could be put on loop at your Halloween party and neighborhood kids would run away in terror. Seriously, try it if you don’t feel like giving out candy.
2. The League (Sons of Anarchy)
The League is a group of white supremacist gang-rapists with seemingly unlimited funds and influence, and they’re on the verge of completely decimating the livelihood of SAMCRO. So, yeah, we’d say they’re a tad frightening.
1. Jillian Michaels (The Biggest Loser)
It is arguably her job to be terrifying, but she’s really, really good at her job. When she starts screaming at people, we almost want to get to the nearest elliptical and run, too, just so she doesn’t come after us. Those last-chance workouts give us nightmares.
What character scares you on TV?
source: The Ten Scariest Characters on TV Now [Yahoo]
Just like the title says, here is AnnaLynne McCord’s millionth nipple slip.
Alright, maybe using the word “millionth” is a big of an exaggeration but seriously how many nipple slips has she had? While she was shooting something for 90210, she must have known there was a photographer around because her boob jumped out at the first chance.
At this point I don’t even know what to say, she is hot we all know that, but just how much can you say about one persons nipples? I’m sure AnnaLynne McCord loves the attention just as much as the man is loving looking in the first thumbnail.
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source: Another AnnaLynne McCord Nipple Slip [Egotastic]
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Ryan Seacrest’s Stalker Was Special Forces – The Superficial
Doug Reinhardt Dressed Up As The Tooth Fairy – F-Listed
David Hasselhoff Can Relate To Amy Winehouse – Holy Moly
Eric Bana Wants To Get Buck Naked – Pop Eater
Andy Warhol Just Rolled Over – Popbytes
Photo: How To Know If Your Butt Stinks – Celebrity Smack
Mel Gibson Is The Octo-Dad – Fatback Media
Al Roker Humped By A Drunk Ewok – Ninja Dude
Dakota Fanning Has It All – ICYDK
Alyson Hannigan Is So Freakin’ Adorable! – Litely Salted
Is Mariah Carey Hiding A Baby Bump? – Pacific Coast News
Drunk Driver Calls 911 On Herself – Tabloid Prodigy
Sadie Hawkins: A Holiday for Desperate Women – College Candy
Kate Hudson Loves Her Some Botox – Wonderwall
Kristen Stewart Doesn’t Want To Be Famous – Hollywire
Shauna Sand’s Sex Tape – Drunken Stepfather (Site NSFW)
OMG! Kelly Clarkson Wins! – OMG! Blog
Jeremy Piven Blames Soy Milk For His Moobs – Anything Hollywood
Jessica Simpson Twitter Bashes ‘Melrose Place’ – Allie Is Wired
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