Paris Hilton Wants To Live In The Future

Who’s the idiot that told Paris Hilton about cryonics and freezing yourself until years into the future? Didn’t you know she’d take it seriously to try to spread the Paris Hilton gift for centuries to come? Whoever taught Paris about cryonics (and that had to take a long time - I bet weeks were spent on correct pronunciation alone) owes a debt to society. Or maybe we should be thanking you - those of us presently on this earth may not have to put up with her for as long as we otherwise would have.
Paris says the science of freezing could “extend her life by thousands and thousands of years.” So she wants to freeze herself with her dogs, and she’s invested a bunch of cash in the Cryonics Institute.
She wants her body to be preserved and then brought back to life, along with her favourite pets, including her famous Chihuahua Tinkerbell and new mutt, Yorkshire Terrier Cinderella.
‘The Simple Life’ star said: “It’s so cool. Almost all the cells in the body are still alive when death is pronounced. And if you’re immediately cooled, you can be perfectly preserved.”
Can you imagine what Paris was thinking when someone told her about this? It was probably like, “oh, you mean like in ‘Austin Powers’. So I could wake up naked? Awesome.”
Source: “God Forbid” [A Socialite's Life]
Image courtesy of Picture Perfect, for use on Gone Hollywood
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