Kelly Osbourne’s Boobs Get Into Mischief – City Rag

Jennifer Lopez Sucks At Acting – Ninja Dude

Michael Jackson to Grace the Cover of Ebony Magazine – Dlisted

Danielle Lloyd in Her Best Skanky Costume – Celebrity Smack

Nip/Tuck, are You Going to Watch This Season? – Popbytes

Anna Friel is Pushing Nudity – Fatback and Collards

Mel Gibson Disses His Last Two Fans – Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Fergie Likes to Get it Doggy Style – Celeb News Wire

Double the Pleasure with The Veronicas – The Bastardly

Ashlee Simpson, Now 23 Years of Being Untalented – Mollygood

Man Yells at Jay Leno Crowd That He Is Anarchy – Best Week Ever

Another Sienna Miller Nipple Slip – Egotastic

Mary Carey Dresses as Herself for Halloween – Hollywood Tuna

Christina Aguilera Might Be Having Twins – I Don’t Like You in That Way

Daniel Smith’s Inquest Delayed – Splash News Online

Paris Hilton Will Still ‘Cut a Bitch’ Over One Night in Paris – Pop On The Pop

Today’s Hottest Celebrities Channeling Old-Hollywood Glamor – Allie is Wired