Scientifically, Victoria Beckham Has Worst Breasts
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Mandy @ Gone Hollywood | Monday, September 24, 2007 |
Those crazy scientists are back at it again. After having discovered who has the sexiest wiggle, their now deciphering who has the sexiest breasts by looking at the numbers. And it turns out Victoria Beckham’s breasts are the worst.
Patrick Mallucci, cosmetic surgeon spent hours looking at photos of topless models, and decided that the best boobs have nipples that point slightly upward, and an upper half just a bit smaller than the bottom half.
In his opinion, the model Caprice has the best breasts.
Dr. Mallucci will present his findings at the first international conference on breast enlargement, being held in London this week. His lecture is titled Concepts in Design for Breast Augmentation.
Dr. Mallucci said:
“I studied a wide variety of photographs of the most popular topless models to work out the various proportions they had in common and what made those particular features attractive.
“These findings allowed me to form a template around which to plan a breast augmentation, and set a standard of aesthetics.
“Obviously personal interpretation and expression has to be accounted for, but this has allowed me to develop a template that I have been using successfully for some time.
“The ideal is a 45 to 55 per cent proportion – that is the nipple sits not at the half-way mark down the breast, but at about 45 per cent from the top. …
“It’s about wanting to create something as close to perfection as possible.”
Poor Victoria. Maybe that’s why she flaunts her money and gets her car monogrammed.
What others are saying:
- dlisted says, “I’m not a scientist and I could’ve told you Posh has the worst breasts in the world! Those things look like two turtles snuggling.”
- Mollygood says, “The worst set, he say, is that of ex-pat tart Victoria Beckham, which will undoubtedly be a major blow to such a majorly damaged self-esteem! Major!”
Source: “Scientists discover the formula for perfect breasts” [Daily Mail]
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