10 Hottest Music Babes
Who are the hottest women in music? Shoutmouth’s Tom Z looked into this very important question, using a very strict set of guidelines that excluded women that used to be hot, hotties who have yet to turn 18, and women who really aren’t singers even though they have put out an album.
The top 10 hottest women in music using those strict standards:

1) Jessica Simpson: Two years ago, Jess destroyed the competition, but now, the gap has closed significantly. Newcomers like Underwood and Scherzinger could make a serious run at this top spot in the years to come. But for now, Jessica remains the hottest woman in music. She still looks comparable to how she did at her peak (circa 2004), and she’s still out there flaunting it in public on a consistent basis. Her dynasty might be nearing its end, but it hasn’t faded yet.
2) Shakira: Have you SEEN the “Hips Don’t Lie” video?
3) Carrie Underwood: Carrie is a rising in star in the world of country music and the world of hotness. Ever since she graduated from “American Idol” and went on The Carrie Underwood Diet - i.e., not eating - she’s really stepped it up a notch. Young girls, take note: Anorexia does work! If this pattern continues, watch for Carrie to make a run at #1 in 2008.
4) Beyonce: At this point, saying Beyonce is hot is like saying you support the troops. Of course she’s hot.
5) Nicole Scherzinger: This was a tough call. First off, Scherzrezrzezrzzinger is the most unattractive last name on the list, hands down. More importantly, Nicole has a wider range of attractiveness than anyone in the top ten. Sometimes she doesn’t look that great, but other times she looks downright phenomenal. When in doubt, err on the side of hotness. Also, this selection could’ve been filled by the entire Pussycat Dolls group instead of just Nicole, but let’s be honest, she’s the only one that does anything.
6) Christina Aguilera: According to US Weekly, Aguilera has been pregnant for the past 37 months. Yet she still isn’t showing any signs. That’s gotta count for something.
7) Danity Kane: Aubrey is the hottest, but choosing her would’ve meant excluding Aundrea and the rest of the girls, and that is simply unacceptable.
8) Girls Aloud (esp. Sarah Harding): They’re British.
9) Katharine McPhee: A year ago, Kat gave millions of “American Idol” fans McPhever, which makes sense, cause she’s really McPhuckin’ hot.
10) Faith Hill: Ah, Southern girls. They may have lost the Civil War, but they won the battle for my heart.
For Hotties 11-50 and more photos and videos, see the link.
I’ve never heard of Nicole Scherzinger before but she’s hot. I’m not sure I really consider Jessica Simpson a “singer,” but there’s not much denying her hotness.
Sources: “The 50 Hottest Women In Music” Shoutmouth and “The 50 Hottest Women In Music” Digg
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