Scarlett Johansson Has Hollywood’s Best Boobs

James Joyner @ Gone Hollywood | Thursday, June 8, 2006

Scarlett Johansson has better boobs than Jessica Simpson, according to a scientific study conducted by In Touch magazine.

Scarlett Johansson Has Hollywood's Best Boobs Photo 4 CROP

Cyndi James provides a synopsis:

#1 Scarlett’s assets are irresistible!

It’s not unusual for Scarlett Johansson to receive loads of compliments on her ample chest. But the level of appreciation reached a new high at this year’s Golden Globes when fashion designer Isaac Mizrahi couldn’t help but reach out and touch the 21-year-old’s assets during a red-carpet interview. While Scarlett dealt with the groping well, she was understandably surprised: “Mostly, I was thinking, ‘Oh, my God. This is happening on live TV!’ ”

- Scarlett loves her breasts, but she isn’t too showy. “I house them in a tasteful way,” she says.

#2 Jessica is beautifully proportioned

As a teenager, Jessica Simpson developed early. “My boobs were bigger than all my friends’,” she reveals. But after feeling pressure to lose weight in order to make it in the music business, Jessica’s breasts shrank. “When I was on the Atkins diet, they got really small, like a B-cup, which was crazy. I wasn’t used to it.” Now, the 25-year-old star says she couldn’t be happier with her current proportions: “They’re just perfect!”

- “I have amazing boobs,” says Jessica.

Few would argue. The rest of the top ten are as follows:

3) Salma Hayek

4) Halle Berry

5) Jessica Alba

6) Tyra Banks

7) Jennifer Love Hewitt

8) Rebecca Romijn

9) Lindsay Lohan.

10) Brittany Murphy

These women are all quite good looking and all are reasonably well endowed. But I’m not sure I’d put Halle Berry in the top ten, let alone at number four.

ASL thinks Lohan will be even madder at Johansson after this shellacking.

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