So I woke up the next morning, lying on the sidewalk and I was saw these four animals who were just so happy to see me. Then I realized I was naked and lying in a pool of my own vomit. So the moral of the story is never swallow the worm and if you think you see a bit to much adam’s apple, check the package before handing over the money.

Poor Tigger didn’t realize that the square labeled “Pooh” didn’t mean it was a toilet.

We’re off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Pooh!

How come Pooh gets to hold the plaque? Don’t donkeys ever get a chance to win and hold the plaque?

Pooh and the gang were immensely popular with Time Square hookers and vagrants until the latter found out the pot of gold was only honey.

Upon winning his star, Pooh was immediately tackled by Fred Rogers.

The unveiling of Winnie the Pooh’s star on the Walk of Fame was ruined when, once again, the guy portraying Eyore couldn’t help making an ass of himself.

The DNC advance team is working the streets for Mayor Nagin.

“No Pooh For You!”

Hollywood Hookers Confuse Vice Squad.