“Who loves Daddy? Who loves Daddy? Dido-doooooo. Diddo-doooooo. Doo-doo.”

Cruise: Ha-Ha…Very funny. Do you know what a Teddy Bear does? Do you? Have you ever had a Teddy Bear? Did you know that millions of kids get Teddy Bears who don’t even need them? Teddy Bears are destroying our kids minds!

Tom Cruise interacts with his inner Thetan.

And this people is what the great Xenu looks like!!!!

“I Stuffed It With A Million Bucks And Two Moon Rocks.”

“You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth! Method, empathy, personal assistants, stunt doubles, hidden wires, digital manipulation, and deep emotive feelings, we use these to build a career, while Matt and Trey use them as punchlines at cocktail parties. I have neither the time nor the inclination to defend my profession against those whose leisure is made possible by my performance. I would appreciate it if you just left your $20 at the ticket counter and went on your way.”