Teri Hatcher and Ryan Seacrest Makeout Photos

James Joyner @ Gone Hollywood | Wednesday, March 29, 2006

US Weekly reports,

Teri Hatcher and American Idol host Ryan Seacrest engaged in an unholy union of lip-mashing on a Malibu beach on March 25, after a lunch of lobster and oysters at a nearby restaurant. Hatcher sported an American Idol baseball cap, which she turned around backwards for their face-sucking session. Who says romance is dead?

“The were immersed,” says an eyewitness, who noticed Hatcher massaging Seacrest’s neck. “Every now and then, they’d embrace.”

“Teri frequently laughed loudly at Ryan’s jokes,” says an onlooker. “They were very animated with each other.”

Wow! Laughing and kissing! When did US go junior high on us?

In addition to the shocking commentary, there are steamy hot photographs. Which are Completely Safe for Work (henceforth, CSFW).

Teri Hatcher and Ryan Seacrest Makeout Photos 1

Goodness, he’s almost touching her ass in that last photo!

Sadly, the commenters on the site think Hatcher is out of her league rather the reverse. Robin provides a typical response:

Yikes! I cannot understand the Teri Hatcher attraction. She looks old and is scarily thin. Ryan needs to be with someone younger and hotter. I don’t see it lasting.

No argument on the last part; it’s Hollywood after all. But Hatcher is still totally hot. And Seacrest is just some dweeb from “American Idol.”