Ellen Barkin?…Ellen Barkin?…Are my 15 minutes up?…My socks used to pull younger broads than that.

I will not play Batman again. I will not play Batman again. I will not play Batman again…

“What? This button is a microphone secretly planted by the NSA?”

“I Like TO Keep MY Eyes Open For A Miss-Quote.”

Uh oh, I think the bean soup lunch is starting to talk!

Blogger? I hardly know her!

“Bond, Medicated Gold Bond Powder. No, wait…”

It was quiet. Too quiet. And he knew that ‘they’ would come at him from the right.

George Clooney proves that he is not at all out of touch… with himself!

ORA…

“Damnit anyway, it’s Clooney! Whatever we do, we must keep him away from all cameras and microphones, any more smug might trigger a supercell that could wipe out the entire west coast!”

Is that one of those Gawker Stalker guys…..

“… and replacing Alec Baldwin as the head of the Film Actors Guild, Mr. George Clooney!”

“Are you making eye contact with me? My appearance contract specifically states that no one may make direct eye contact with me.”

“Oh No It’s Bullwinkle, Some Body Hide Me!”

Did I leave the sex swing on?

Thinking to himself: I wonder if they caught me pinching my nipple…

Roseanne Barr Is In The Front Row Holding A Sign. “I Made You And I Can Break You!”