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Bar Etiquette 101: Don’t Annoy The Staff – City Rag
James Gandolfini Will Knock You Out – The Superficial
A Psychic Will Try To Reach Michael Jackson – F-Listed
Tranny Fights Facebook Lover On Jerry Springer – Tabloid Prodigy
Ellen DeGeneres Begs Her Way Onto Oprah’s Cover – Pop Eater
Pete Doherty Looks Like The Living Dead – Holy Moly
Tom Ford’s A Single Man Trailer & Poster – Popbytes
This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things – Litely Salted
Jon Hamm Is An Ageless Beauty – OMG! Blog
Fergie Stands By Her Man After Stripper Sex – Celebrity Smack
Olivia Munn Makes Dorks Happy – Celeb News Wire
Another Reason To Look At Katy Perry’s Butt – Fatback Media
Levi Johnston To Be Honored For Playgirl Spread – Anything Hollywood
Classic…That’s How Spencer Pratt Rolls – Pacific Coast News
Bruce Willis Likes Himself The Way He Is – ICYDK
Remember When People Thought Claire Danes Was Hot? – Drunken Stepfather
Lady Gaga Is A Demanding Diva – Wonderwall
Michael Lohan Is The Douchiest Dad Of All Time – College Candy
Aussies Have Had Enough Of Your Fakery, Britney Spears – Hollywood Dame
Insanity: Suri Cruise Is Three & Still On The Bottle – Allie Is Wired
I’m sure many of you probably remember the beautiful model/actress Margaux Hemingway, granddaughter of Ernest Hemingway and sister of Mariel Hemingway. Mariel also became an actress and, later, a successful businesswoman. (Margaux and Mariel co-starred in one of the worst, most exploitative movies ever, “Lipstick,” with its infamous rape scene [NSFW].)
Margaux’s life was fraught with excess – sex, drugs, rock ‘n’ roll – and capped with emotional problems and severe depression. Eventually, too much Studio 54 and other citadels of decadence caught up with Margaux. There was a tense relationship with her mother. And accusations that she had been molested by her godfather; a charge that caused her to be on the outs with her family for several years. She struggled to maintain a career, but her time had come and gone.
If you think this cautionary tale of beauty and fame gone awry would make an interesting movie, you are not alone. Richard Dupont, one of the few survivors of the Andy Warhol era, is putting together a film about Margaux. He has chosen Australian actress Melissa George to play Miss Hemingway. She is said to bear more than a passing resemblance to the young Margaux. Giselle Roman is writing the screenplay.
Richard knows his way around movies dealing with such subject matter. He and his twin, Robert, produced “Factory Girl,” which allowed Sienna Miller the opportunity to give her considerable all as Edie Sedgwick. (Sienna’s performance deserved more attention than it received.)
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Allie Is Wired! linked with Bar Etiquette 101 & The Hot Links!
Holy crap, everyone and their mothers are making sex tapes! Shauna Sand did hers, Carrie Prejean did one, too, and not to be outdone, Jennifer Lopez has one that’s set for release soon.
It turns out, J-Lo is a bit of a kinky freak in the ELEVEN HOUR video! Praise Jeebus, that’s some determination for a sex video. It’s like this footage was just dying to get out. It’s being leaked by her ex-husband, Ojani Noa, whom she married twelve years ago.
The tape shows her playing sex games, getting spanked by Noa, along with mounting a motorcycle wearing a mini-dress and no panties. Such a bad girl!
In one sizzling scene, J.Lo is looking at herself in a bathroom mirror, wearing only a bra and panties – and showing off her famous butt.
Needless to say, she’s embarrassed by the footage and doesn’t want it to be released, but I’m sure Vivid will get its hands on it before you can say “J-Lo’s butt”.
source: J. LO KINKY VIDEO – [national enquirer]
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Allie Is Wired! linked with Jennifer Lopez Digs Spankings & Bondage
Thank God it’s Friday! We’ve got some of the funniest quotes for you today! Between Jessica Simpson trash talking “Melrose Place” to Kristen Stewart calling herself a lesbian. Enjoy!
“Who writes this crap? i have had bad scripts to work with, but this? thank God my sister is amazing and got you some press.”
– Big sis Jessica Simpson, blasting “Melrose Place” after recent news that her sister Ashlee Simpson-Wentz had been cut from the show, on Twitter
“I went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as Britney Spears.”
– Rihanna, on the media storm that followed her physical attack by ex-boyfriend Chris Brown
“Sarah was a little nuts before. Don’t get me wrong. I loved the nuts that she was.”
– Freddie Prinze Jr., on the calming effect their new baby Charlotte has had on his type-A wife Sarah Michelle Gellar
“I felt completely rancid!”
– Mariah Carey, on her glammed-down role in the new film “Precious”, at the movie’s AFI Audi Film Festival premiere
“I think I’m just misunderstood. I’m not a fame seeker. Everyday I look in the mirror and I wonder [why I'm famous]. I don’t sing. I don’t dance. I’m not a Nobel Peace Prizewinner. I just had eight kids and I had a show on TLC.”
– Jon Gosselin, trying to redeem himself during a public dialogue with celebrity Rabbi Shmuley Boteach in New York City
“I love the smell of diapers.”
– Sarah Jessica Parker, on just how much she loves being a mom
“There’s no answer that’s not going to tip you one way or the other. Think about every hypothetical situation: ‘Okay, we are. We aren’t. I’m a lesbian.’”
– Kristen Stewart, on why she refuses to confirm or deny that she and her New Moon costar Robert Pattinson are dating
“I still love those damn Dorritos, baby! And I’m telling you: The Keebler elf is real.”
– A slimmed-down Mo’Nique, on the junk food that still tempts her
“Me! I want to be the first to have it back to back, buddy.”
– The reigning Sexiest Man Alive Hugh Jackman, when asked who deserves to succeed him
“I don’t feel a day over 6!”
– Big Bird, on kicking off Sesame Street’s 40th anniversary
source: 10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week – [people]
Britney Spears‘ ex Keven Federline has apparently decided to pee in the gene pool yet again, this time impregnating future ex Victoria Prince.
Sources close to Prince say that she was recently sick during a trip to Vegas, and took a pregnancy test, which was positive. K-Fed was reportedly unhappy about the result, since he has four other children by two different women.
I hope for her sake that it was a false positive. The Federmeister has a bad track record when it comes to women birthing his spawn. We’ll wait and see how this develops.
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source: Victoria Prince, Kevin Federline’s Girlfriend, Pregnant [Bumpshack]
Yesterday we told you that there is a graphic sex tape involving Carrie Prejean that is so graphic it won’t be released , now we can tell you that there is a tape featuring Jennifer Lopez that might be released.
Earlier in the week it was revealed that J.Lo was trying to block a film made by her first husband, Ojani Noa, which he says is a parody titled How I Married Jennifer Lopez: The J.Lo and Ojani Noa Story.
Ojani says the film doesn’t violate the confidentiality agreement he signed with J.Lo. The confidentiality agreement was a condition of the undisclosed settlement Lopez paid him for unlawful termination from her restaurant Madres in 2002. Two years ago, Lopez blocked a tell-all book from Noa and was awarded $545,000 in damages.
Well he obviously hasn’t learned his lesson yet because according to The National Enquirer, who claims to have seen the tape, it involves some scenes in which they play sex games, get involved in a huge fight with with J.Lo’s mother and show J.Lo laughing as she climbs onto a motorcycle while wearing a tiny dress and no panties.
The tape apparently shows J.Lo standing in front of a mirror staring at herself in her bra and panties while showing off her ass. In a different scene Ojani chases her around their bedroom and gives her a spanking.
Would you want to see a nude video with Jennifer Lopez in it?
source: Jennifer Lopez Sex Tape Shocker [The National Enquirer]
Britney Spears is currently in Perth, Australia and was spotted heading to the Burswood Dome to do a soundcheck yesterday, when she obviously forgot to put a bra on.
Britney arrived in Perth on Tuesday to continue her Circus tour, which has 14 dates in Australia before it finally ends, when she landed the singer (or someone working for her) tweeted “Longest flight ever but we had a great time. Really cool plane and the V staff took great care of us. So excited to be here! -Britney”
Britney might be setting a new record for the arena, if she reaches 21,000 people in the audience then she will have the most people to attend and event there. The current title is held by ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake.
But really who cares about any of that? You kind of get to see her nipples, which isn’t new but still! I can’t make up my mind if I find Britney Spears hot or not, when she is done up she looks good but usually she looks train wrecked.
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image source: Open Post: Hosted By Brit Brit’s Cheeto Tips [Dlisted]
Joanna Krupa has appeared in Playboy twice so far, one centerfold back in 2005 and another centerfold in the upcoming December issue.
Fox News asked her what her thoughts on posing naked are and she said she believes it represents women in a positive light, not a bad light like most people think.
She says… “There are several great reasons why female celebs line up to shoot Playboy: finally a woman gets paid more than a man for comparable work, she gets to set the rules, gets to be in a real team work with other women, as many key positions at Playboy are in fact held by women! She brings in her creative ideas, gets involved in the photo selection and ends up with something she co-created through and through, the word ‘Playboy’ alone doesn’t exactly give most women a warm, fuzzy feeling, yet many of the Playboy photos end up in the most praised photo and art magazines and in critically acclaimed photo exhibitions….”
I couldn’t agree with Joanna Krupa anymore, but she now has given me a false image of a bunch of hot women sitting around the table discussing the photoshoots.
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source: Joanna Krupa: “Posing For Playboy Empowers Women” [Website]
Verne Troyer (Mini-Me) was recently served a temporary restraining order on behalf of drop dead stunner Yvette Monet. According to Monet, she and Troyer used to date, but broke up several months ago.
Now she claims to be afraid for her life, because like some rampaging Chucky doll, Verne just won’t leave her alone. She also claims that he has a gun, which I find hilarious, because I don’t know of any handguns that he could actually pull the trigger on. A rifle or shotgun is an even more side splitting possibility.
According to Yvette (who I must assume really, really loved her Cabbage Patch Dolls as a child), Troyer has been calling her and text messaging her with threats, telling her that his friends “Burt” and “Jose” have guns and will do anything that he tells them to.
This is ridiculous.
Do people actually believe that some psychotic little Muppet has the power to convince not one but two (ahem) “full grown” men to do his bidding? Unlikely.
Verne Troyer is best known for his role as Mini-Me in the Austin Powers films and for his drunken ridiculousness on the VH1 scumfest The Surreal Life, however some people know him as the little gnome that made a sex tape with former live in girlfriend Renae Shrider. Yuck.
source: Yvette Monet Granted Restraining Order Against Verne Troyer [The Hollywood Gossip]
The Vertical Bed: Are We That Lazy? – F-Listed
Nicolas Cage Is A Big Spender – Litely Salted
Taylor Lautner’s Last Shirtless Photos – Tabloid Prodigy
Sharon Osbourne Calls Susan Boyle Ugly – Pop Eater
Cameron Diaz Still Thinks It’s Halloween – Drunken Stepfather
Alec Baldwin Wants To Get Some Work Done – Wonderwall
Russell Brand Is A Sex Machine With No Game – Celebrity Smack
Megan Fox Has Bare Thighs, Dead Eyes – Celeb News Wire
Nicole Kidman Talks About Sex – Holy Moly
Kristen Stewart Is Irrelevant – Fatback Media
Natalie Portman Rocks “V” Magazine – Popbytes
Lesbian Chic Is So In – City Rag
Chris Brown Has Us All Figured Out – ICYDK
Eddie Cibrian Needs To Keep It Zipped! – The Superficial
Zac Efron Fails At Sneaking – Pacific Coast News
The PTC Needs To STFU About “Gossip Girl” – College Candy
Josh Duhamel Bragged About Cheating? - Yeeeah!
OMG, The President Is My Boyfriend! – OMG! Blog
Miley Cyrus Gets The Presidential Treatment – Anything Hollywood
Mariah Carey Should Really Wear Clothes – Allie Is Wired
Carrie Prejean, the former Miss California who was stripped of her crown for breach of contract, is not such a princess after all. After posing for topless photos and refusing to appear at over 30 events that she was contractually obligated to attend, Prejean started filing lawsuits and making ludicrous claims to the media.
She sued for religious discrimination among other things, and acted shocked when the Miss California Organization told her that she would have to pay back the money for her boob job. Little Miss Pure and Proper was negotiating for a settlement of over a million dollars.
Oh sweet karma, here you come.
TMZ reported that they have obtained a copy of a homemade sex tape starring the innocent victim herself. A sex tape so graphic that TMZ wouldn’t release it.
Let me repeat that. A sex tape so graphic that freakin’ TMZ wouldn’t release it! What wouldn’t TMZ release? I mean, I’m sitting here picturing all kinds of horrific things now. Carrie Prejean, two dogs, a llama and Rosie O’Donnell? Yikes. Carrie Prejean, a sex swing, four recently pardoned death row inmates and a Japanese fetish or two?
Actually, I’d watch the last one.
So anyway, the lawyer from the pageant showed Carrie the video of her performing necrophiliac bestiality with a deceased baby rhino (hey, it could be, they won’t release it), and Carrie reportedly walked away with nothing.
This tape has got to get out. I mean, seriously, what is so horrible that it convinced a media hungry chick like Carrie Prejean to walk away from a million dollar settlement? Something awesome, that’s what.
So readers, what do you think is on that tape that is so “graphic”? What would make you walk away from a million bucks? Discuss, share… gross me out. I like it.
source: Carrie Prejean sex tape forced a settlement [The Superficial]
Me being from Europe means I don’t know a hell of a lot about baseball, but I do know that the New York Yankees won their 27th World Series last night.
The Yankees beat the Philadelphia Phillies 7-3 during the game which seen some celebrities attending including Yankees slugger Alex Rodrigeuz’s new girl Kate Hudson and her father Kurt Russell.
Also in attendance was Spike Lee who took it upon himself to play paparazzi by taking pictures with some big ass camera and then he tried to catch a ball.
Like I said, I don’t know much about the game so don’t put a hit out on me if you are a fan.
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I didn’t even know Kelly Brook could act, but here she is topless on stage in a play.
She doesn’t exactly show her boobs for everyone to see because she has them covered up by some cupcakes, but she is still technically topless.
You see Kelly is currently “acting” her way through Calendar Girls the play at the Noel Coward Theatre in London.
Note to self: go over to London and see Kelly Brook topless.
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source: Kelly Brook and her Topless Treats [Egotastic]
Janine Lindemulder, former porn star wife of Jesse James, was recently released from a six month stint in prison for tax evasion, and has now decided to publicly attack Jesse and wife Sandra Bullock over custody of Janine and Jesse’s daughter, five year old Sunny James.
On Good Morning America yesterday, Lindemulder made several statements in regards to Sandra Bullock, whom she seems particularly pissed off at. She stated,
“What would give her the right to take away my daughter? This is my daughter. I’m the best mother I can be.”
Oh, and Janine’s new husband is also a convicted felon.
Check out the video of her interview here.
Bullock has written a letter to the judge that will be hearing the case, mentioning Janine’s drug use and accusing her of neglecting Sunny James:
“I myself have stopped working like I used to in order to be here with Jesse and the kids because we are on constant high alert, never knowing what condition Janine will be in, and even more concerning, the condition Sunny will be in. While in Janine’s care, sometimes Sunny is left alone during the day, while her mother is asleep from drug use.”
Read Sandra Bullock’s full letter here.
This one looks like it could get pretty ugly, and I believe that running to the press to plead her case was a pretty stupid move on Janine Lindemulder’s part. Making this a public fight will only turn people against her.
source: Sandra Bullock In Custody Battle With Jesse’s Ex-Wife [I'm Not Obsessed]
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Allie Is Wired! linked with The Vertical Bed & The Hot Links!
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